T8: "Training theatre" explained
[Hook 0–3s]
"Some of the busiest-looking drills
develop your kid the least."
[Explain 3–15s]
"Cones, ladders, fancy footwork patterns.
They look impressive on video."
"But if there's no ball, no pressure,
no decision to be made, it's not football."
[Illustrate 15–28s · Named example]
"I call it social media training theatre.
It films well, but it has no impact on game day."
[Teach 28–35s · Action]
"Ask one question after every practice:
did my kids make their own decisions and learn from them,
or did they just run and kick a ball like robots?"
[Word-tweaked by Sia's Aug 10 doc pass. Overlays: cut to C7 footage under illustrate if ready in time.]