T8: "Training theatre" explained
[Hook 0–3s]
"Some of the busiest-looking drills develop your kid the least."
[Explain 3–15s]
"Cones, ladders, fancy footwork patterns.
They look impressive on video."
"But if there's no ball, no decision, no pressure, it's not soccer."
[Illustrate 15–28s · Named example]
"I call it training theatre.
It films well.
It changes nothing on game day."
[Teach 28–35s · Action]
"Ask one question after every practice.
Did my kid make a decision, or just move their feet?"
[Overlays: cut to C7 (busy drills vs game-realistic) footage under illustrate if ready in time.]